A Letter to Santa
I don’t know how much, if at all, I’ll be on over the next couple days. So I’m leaving you with a letter to Santa, from Miss Question.
“Dear Santa,
My name is [Miss Question] and I am a good girl. And [Truck] is a good boy, and good brother. Even when he wakes me up.
I would like a new beach ball, and a jump rope and new pajamas. And a skateboard for daddy. A real calculator for Aunt #5, and a trophy for Grandma Debbie. And a doggy for Grandma Dawn that listens. And a snowman. Please.
I would like a top hat like Frosty the Snowman’s and [Truck] would like a truck for a present. But not a bug.
And soda and chips for daddy.
Love,
Miss Question
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- A Letter to Santa
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- Dear Kid Saturday: Constructive Criticism
- It’s Nearly Summer. Brace Yourself.

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