Not only are you getting completely random thoughts here, but they’re in a LIST. With NUMBERING. Brace yourselves.
1)My sort-of-(it’s-a-long-story-don’t-ask-)brother-in-law is going to be staying with us for awhile. But he does dishes, so I’m cool with that.
2)Being outside in the sunshine makes it REALLY hard to read the laptop screen. This could be interpreted as a sign to either put the laptop away OR to hide indoors more often.
3)My daughter daughter, who is four, is now routinely using words like “toxic” and “putrid”. As in, “That is dinner? I am not eating that, it is TOXIC!” (was not) and “Mom. I can’t eat bratwurst. This saur kraut is PUTRID!”(okay, I bought the wrong brand. That one was my fault.)
4)It’s bill paying time, and I’m short on cash. Think I could pay with pie instead? I’m pretty good at pie. I’m even better at brownies. Anyone want to buy one of my special brownies??~wink wink nudge nudge~
5)On the same day that my daughter got kicked in the face, my son smacked his head riding the 4-wheeler with daddy. He put a good sized dent in his forehead. Later that day, the cat tried to kill me. He tripped me on the stairs with my arms full of crap. My face and shoulder are all black and blue. TheMan joked that he is NOT going out in public with us until we heal, and no longer look like someone beat us.
Slightly Similar Nonsense:
- Groundhogs and Children
- Zombies aren’t like aliens
- Girls' Night Out
- Fake it ’til ya make it
- May 2011 Suck less than 2010