You know how when you’re walking through the house in the dark, and you step on something sharp and painful, and you immediately assume that you’ve been bitten by some poisonous insect or spider?
No? Just me?
Here’s a list of toys that had me certain I was going to be found dead via venom in the morning.
- Thomas the Train
- Percy the Train
- One bridge to the train set
- Three Barbie shoes
- One witch’s broom
- One Gravedigger
- 5 beads from a jewelry kit
- Wee little army men
- Littlest Pet Shop cat
- 3 Hot Wheels
Slightly Similar Nonsense:
- Things I Swore Never to Say to My Children (that I have totally said)
- My to-do list never gets done
- “I’m going to do that, AGAIN!”
- Day 7 Someone who has made your life worth living for
- Halloween and Slutty Costumes
