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Fluff it
Friday, February 10th, 2012So over at Seeking Elevation you can find out more about this Friday Fluff thing, but basically, it’s a random survey of the sort we used to painstakingly fill out in email, or myspace. Enjoy.
What would you do if:
Stranded in a forest alone
Being alone sounds nice, to be honest. I would take a nap.
Sensed someone stalking you
So like I have proof or that creepy feeling on the back of your neck? Because I’ve found that creepy feeling can be solved by going home and taking a nap. Then, suddenly, I’m less paranoid about things.
You suddenly developed superhuman strength
Move the heavy furniture in front of the bedroom door, so that nothing can get in, and then I can take a nap. Alone.
You saw a dead cat
Where did I see it? In the road or in my living room? If it’s in my living room, I guess I’d have to take care of it before nap time.
You saw a dead human
Can I have a little context here? There’s a big difference from seeing a dead human at a funeral, and waking up from your nap to find one in the living room.
Someone anonymously send a love note
I’d be flattered, but if you really want to win my heart, give me the gift of nap time.
You become blind.
Get a helper dog (or monkey. I’m flexible.) as a bonus? I’d train it to guard the door while I napped.
Your car breaks down beside a graveyard
Call the husband. He fixes cars, so he could at least tell me, “Well, you’re screwed. Call a tow truck.” or “Hang on, I’ll be there with tools and can fix this RIGHT THERE.” I mean, as long as I get home in time for my nap, I really don’t care.
Your bestfriend calls you at 4am
Assume it’s important, and make sure to take an extra long nap later.
You could bring back anyone from 6 feet under
Listen, I don’t like it when people mess with my nap, so I’m sure as hell not disturbing anyone during that Great and Final Nap.
Someone kept staring at you
My reaction would likely depend on whether or not I’ve had my nap.
Someone ate your lunch
I have small children. Let’s just assume that an unmolested lunch is as rare around here as an uninterrupted nap, mmkay?
You’re at a stranger’s funeral
For the love of god, do not fall asleep. This is not an appropriate place for a nap.
You got 100 free spray cans
What is in the spray cans? I’m not giving up my nap for whip-its, I’ll tell you that much.
A horse came chasing after you
What did I do to the horse that it’s chasing me down?? Maybe the horse just needs a good nap.
Slightly Similar Nonsense:
- Sometimes I Wonder How I Survive
- Just five more minutes (Just Write 22)
- Mayonnaise
- How I does what I does
- Fluff This